Conversations with our 3 year old

Because 3 year olds say the funniest things…

Captain Awesome: “I am stuffed.”
Me: “like a turkey?”
CA: “yep”
Ducky: “are you a turkey?”
CA: “yep”
Ducky: “how did you turn into a turkey?”

Ducky, singing as we do our grocery shopping at trader Joe’s ;
“I like to eat, eat, eat, people and amaynees”

I’m doing 2nd position plies in kitchen and Ducky says “mommy what are you doing?”
“Plies. See? Here’s first position, second, third, fourth, and fifth. Mommy is doing second because it’s better for her butt.”
D: “it’s not better for your butt. No, I don’t think so.”
*I start laughing*
D: “what did I say funny?”

D: “I want a special treat like last night. For being good.”
Captain Awesome: “ok, buddy, but you have to be good.”
D: “I’m good.”


About Katiebear

Singer, Wife, Mommy, Teacher. Living with nose to the ground.
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